Functionalize My Weekend

Some part of me is a geek / Otaku (お宅). Lack of social ability rather staying at home on the weekend day and night. I have friends come around trying to take me out have some fun, but for the most of the time after a routine-like struggle I end up with staying at home doing my thing on my computer. So eventually I came up some script to simplelize and functionlize my weekend planning process.

if($tdy == (sat||sun))
    {
        while(!$sleeping);
        takeNap();
    }

That was the every first version. Then I got a girlfriend, things are getting more complex ever since.

if($tdy == sat)
{
hangOut($weather, $mood, $condition);
echo'What a day!';
takeNap();
}
else if ($tdy == sun)
{
echo'WTF! Tomorrow is Monday?!';
takeNap();
}
function hangOut($weather, $mod, $condition);
{
if$weather == 'sunny'
{
echo 'weather check! Let's go to the beach.';
tweet('Good day all! I'm off to the beach!'); backToSleep(1hr);getUp(1hr);getReady(1hr);
$ppl[0,1] = 'myself', 'my gf';
if($mod > 60)
{
$destination <= 100km;
}
else{
$destination == 'cafe at the street corner';
}
echo 'Let's call some of your friends and see if anyone wanna join us.';
if($frdJ = 'sleeping')
{
$ppl[2] = 'frdJ';
$ppl[3] = 'the girl with frdJ';
}
else{
echo 'part time job?! Mehhh..';
}
echo 'you need a new bikini!';
outToBeach();
goHome();
}
else
{
echo 'should have stayed at home, so lame hanging at the beach';
}
}

So, this's the program I use to plan for my weekend.